I was going to type out this long, drawn out introduction for this. It would deal with the history of combat and fights to the death, eventually coming down to one of the most recent shows of strength. Who cares about all of that though! This is the new arena in which insults are thrown, blood is shed, egos are bruised. This is Mario Kart! Now as an app apparently. I had heard about the Mario Kart app a while ago actually. The idea of it confused me quite a bit. Could it control well? Would it lag? Why does it exist? In the end though, I preregistered for the app and then completely forgot it existed until I received the notification an hour or so ago saying it was ready to install. Then I did just that, immediately forgetting about it again as I played Yu-Gi-Oh. Finally though I can get into the game. Given the way Nintendo is going, I can't help but wonder what they plan to do. With the Switch, they combined the handheld gaming with the console gaming. I